On Friday night, my number plates got stolen. I was mad! I had made plans involving my car for the weekend and now, they were all destroyed because someone wanted to do something naughty and make it look like it was me! More than likely, they probably slapped them on their car and did a drive off from a petrol station, loaded to the gunnel's with $1.50 fuel. Naturally, I reported it straight away!
So Monday came after a weekend stranded at home with every visitor saying "What happened to your number plates?", I borrowed Andy's car, dropped him at work and went to the rego office. After waiting in line for some time, I was issued with new plates.....and the number is 666....thank you! This is perhaps more suited to the little devils that took my WXD 871 plates in the first place!!!
I took my shiny new plates home all ready to put them on the car. Went out to the shed to find screws with which to attach them. Do you think any of them fit? NO! Dang! So I went to the hardware store. Don't know why. I didn't have the foggiest idea what size screws I needed. 'Screw it!' I thought and went and joined the library instead. The library was a nice change from unsuccessful screwing. It is a place of fresh ideas and glorious silence.....which is how I got my brain wave. Hot footing out the library doors, I jumped back in my car and headed back to the 'scene of the crime', the church car park. As I pulled up, there they were, lying on the ground. 4 perfect sized screws! Screwariffic!!! I picked them up, pocketed them and headed back home to re-plate my silver beast!!!
So whoever you are who took my plates, I hope you get caught, I hope you get some fat punishment, but at the same time, thank you for not taking my screws!!! Let me tell ya, they are screwed in extra tight!!!
1 comment:
You are so funny!
Can't beleive this happened to you. Animals I tell you!
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