Teapot Philosophy

There is an age old rule about teapots. If it looks beautiful, it will pour like a dog!!! No teapot can be both beautiful and functional at the same time. Next time you buy a teapot, ask yourself, "Do I want my friends to envy my beautiful teapot, or my beautiful clean, dry tablecloth?"
It's a hard decision, not to be taken lightly.

This teapot will not pour well, or impress your friends. It will just eat your soul when you sleep!